| Excerts from the Mini Bible, from the writings of Saint Mowog. |
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WRT: non-Mini drivers on the Mini List:
Hey, it says right here in "The Bible according to Saint Mowog" "Commandment Seven: Thee True Miniacce shalle have at leaste one Mini. Having thisse, it mattereth not what other outlandishe or uglie, sillie vehicle The Miniacce Mayye Drivve whenne thee weather is narsty or the trafficke burdemsome, lest unhappie thinges happenne to thee Mini instedde of the Otherre Designated (Victim) Vehicle." -Lamentations of St. Bevus, Chapter 9, verse 13. |