Hello, welcome to our inter-galactic travel agency. Providing only the highest quality services. We are currently running a customer-support program due to which you are kindly asked to send a Sub-Ether message containing ideas and suggestions of how to further improve our agency. Incorporating those into our agency will allow us to freely charge you ridiculous prices later on.

As is widely known, if you plan to cruise our galaxy, you should have an appropriate guide with you. There is only one that classifies as excellent: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Places of major interest have also been specified, and you are encouraged to sneak a peek at them. Please note though, that when visiting Vogon Heavy-Industries, it is STRONGLY advised that you avoid having to listen to Vogon poetry. It is also strongly advised not to tease the Big Vogon himself as you will wind up having to listen to his poetry. The only spices know to have survived a full readout of a Vogon poem have been shortly thereafter blown up with their entire planet. Vogons make very sour losers.

The management wishes you pleasant a trip...

The Trilogy in Five Parts:

The following are time-space links to my personal copy of the guides. Unfortunately due to obscure copy-right-noise, the links are broken. If you would like to filter out the noise (hence infringing on the copy-right singal), you can do it by adding the value "2" (two) to the url-location-filter where it says "hhg". If you do that, you do it at your own free will, understanding the consequences of your action, and taking all the blame for it.

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5